Hi, this is for our stalkers.


Miles to drive
Cubic feet to ship
Days on the road

On June 1st we are packing up and shipping out our lives in Baltimore and setting our sights on Portland, OR. After 16 days of travel and a minimum of 20,000 pee breaks (thanks, Sarah) we will set up shop in the city where the young go to retire. This is where we will be chronicling our trip with pictures of Tim driving, of Sarah sleeping, and a sprinkling of the beautiful landscapes the U.S. of A. has to offer. Check back every once in a while to see how we are faring, we hope you enjoy!

Oh, The Places We’ll Go

In true millennial fashion we decided take about two weeks and vacation our way out to the west coast. We plan on crashing with some friends and family along the way, camping (glamping), as well as eating and drinking our faces off. Don’t worry, we will get new faces. To make ourselves feel better about the massive consumption of calories we are going to take up being outdoorsy and go on an obnoxious amount of hikes and a swim or two. Here are some of the stops:

  • Nashville – Hey Liz! 
  • St. Louis
  • Kansas City
  • Denver – Hey Aunt Anne, Greg, and Audrey! 
  • Arches National Park
  • Canyonlands National Park
  • Salt Lake City
  • Yellowstone National Park
  • Grand Teton National Park
  • Boise


  • Emma

    Hi, I am your stalker, Emma. Now hit the road already!

  • Dave

    Guys, I need something to do at work so get on the road and start doing something already, JEEZ!

  • LuAnne

    Safe travels Tim and Sarah!